Confessions of a Guidette by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia's coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they're scoring. Suddenly, it's raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia's psychic gifts at the roulette tables.

Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Jersey's sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna 'Gia' Spumanti and Isabella 'Bella' Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas-unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned! But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. * How To Be a Guidette: The Guidette Pose 12 things a guidette would never do The Snictionary, or a Guidette's favourite words.When you're this smokin', winning is a shore thing. * Guidos, Gorillas & Juiceheads: What I look for in a gorilla Different types of gorillas How to break up with a guido so he isn't a stage-5 cling Warning signs that the guy is a creeper 5 sure signs a guy isn't a guido. I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused. If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.

* Snooki Style: The poof never dies Waving, streaking and bangin' it - my other sick hairstyles Why orange you tan The guidette wardrobe - what to rock. A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. This attractively designed full colour book will feature tons of photos, tips, and fascinating details from American's favourite guidette and will be a must have for fans of Snooki and Jersey Shore. Snooki also has attracted a slew of celebrity fans, like Leo DiCaprio, Sean Diddy Combs, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Zach Braff and Tinsley Mortimer. She's been parodied on Saturday Night Live, appeared on almost every major talk show (including Leno and Conan), was featured in the New York Times, and has more than 300,000 followers on Twitter. A loud, wild, cuddly and in-your-face party girl with sky-high hair and a spray tan, the pint-size Snooki has emerged as the breakout star of the wildly successful Jersey Shore.

Confessions of a Guidette by Nicole &quot;Snooki&quot; Polizzi

Confessions of a Guidette by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi